Garage Sale

It was like any other Sunday morning drive until we found a garage sale.  Then we had
to stop and look.  There were children's toys and clothing, video games, VHS tapes,
and lots of books.  Also, adult clothing and lots of knick knacks, but no dog toys.
I don't know why we stopped?  Nothing here for me. Still, we had to walk
around and see everything, in case we missed something.  Seems like a waste
of time to me.  There were no treats here either.  I was hoping a squirrel might
pass by, but no such luck. Fortunately, we didn't stay long, good thing too, as I
was getting bored.  Whenever we go to garage sales, we see the same things
at most of them.  There is never anything a dog would want or need there.
Figures, people know to keep the good stuff.  Snort.

It's A Dog's World

It's been said, it's a man's world but, I think it's a dog's world.  We have it made, no 9-5 job, but lots of treats, toys, long walks, and squirrels to chase after.  Some of us have our own bed, while some of us have our own bed, plus get to sleep on the bed with the person who takes care of us.  We are taken everywhere...the pet store, the bank, the auto mechanic, craft store, jewelry store, clock shop, book store...to name a few places where I get to go.  Everyday is an adventure.   Only two things I can do without...getting wet and riding in the car.  Too stressful with all that stop and go traffic.  Getting wet...maybe that bothers me as I must have been a cat in another life time.  Who knows?
Life is good.  Enjoy it.  What it all comes down to is, it's a dog's world.  Snort.

Parachutes

Do dogs have parachutes or rather should they have or need parachutes?  I think they should, because what if we are on a plane and have to get out?  People have life preserver vests, but I don't have one of those vests, plus I don't want to land on the water, can't swim, so too worried about sinking.
I think I'd rather have a parachute so I could land on the ground, not in the water.  I do not
like getting wet.  And what color would my parachute be?  Let me see...green or blue
would be nice...as long as I make a safe landing. Of course, someone would have to
help me open the parachute.  I think I would close my eyes on the
way down, too scary to see the earth from that high up.  I think it would be like
floating...nice to experience that.

Why Dogs Sing

Why dogs sing or try to.  Some of us have good voices, we like howling at the moon and to other dogs.  Why, we'll even howl along with you, if you let us.  It's a form of expression.  Sometimes we sing along to other sounds like a whistling tea kettle. I myself am still trying to find my voice...
Frenchies as a rule are very quiet.  We don't bark much.  I usually only bark if I am startled or someone knocks on the door.  Why bark if you don't have to?  Still, would be nice to have one of those fine howling voices, hit the high notes and make other dogs stop and listen, wishing they could sing like that.  Still can snort whenever I want to.

New Year's Resolution

Another year has come and gone.  Now it's time for my New Year's resolutions...let's see, more walks, have to stay in shape, more treats, more naps...getting older, more toys...more squirrels to chase..for sure.  Enjoy life...stop and smell the flowers more, lay on the grass longer...meet some new dogs, have fun...snort.