Horoscopes for Dogs

There are horoscopes for people, but what about ones for dogs?  I want to know if I meet a new Frenchie if they are going to hit it off or not?  People like to ask what's your sign?  I think dogs should do this too.  I was born in early April so I am an Aries, a fire sign.  Not sure if hanging out with a water sign is the best thing for me?  I mean a dog wants to know if a play date with another dog is going to work.  Hopefully, the other dog likes to chase squirrels and birds as much as I do.  Likes to play fetch and tug-of-war.  I wonder if they will want to share their toys?  If they'll like hedgies and treats as much as me?  These things matter.  Snort.

Dogs 101

We were watching an animal channel that had a show on dogs.  The dogs looked like me...Frenchies.  They showed all the different colors too.  Naturally, I liked looking  at the brindle ones the best as they reminded me of me.  Not nearly as cute.  None of them had my attractive under-bite.  You couldn't tell if these dogs were happy or not?  Me, I am always the picture of contentment.  You can tell too, as I always have a smile on my face.