Still Out On The Walk

Hmm, hmm, this new box thing she added to my collar itches. What is this thing? Every step I take, it makes a click, click sound. Cody, Mr. Squish, all that kibbel you've been eating has made you gain weight. So she things I'm fat. I can't help it if I have these folds. I'm suppose to look this way, it's part of my cute appeal, that and my underbite. Most attractive quality along with my stubby tail. What's next, yoga for dogs? Why do I have to wear this thing? A pet petometer, counts calories and steps, very nice. I guess I'll be on the treadmill before too long. Sometimes we take off at a run, and I have shortness of breath..snort, snort. Good thing dogs don't smoke. I even have to stop and pull on the leash to get her to slow down and let me catch my breath and check out these cute red flowers over here. Geraniums.