A Dog's Eye View of the Dog Show

One thing I'll never have to worry about is being put on display in a dog show. I wouldn't make the grade, for one thing, because of my under bite.  Although I think that makes me stand out more.  Add's to my charm to look like I'm always smiling.  She was watching the dog show today, so it got me thinking...so glad I don't have to ever be in one of those shows.  This is for a number of reasons, they look under your tail, pick up your ears, push the sides of your face together, ugh-who needs that? Then there is the prancing around in a circle, all to go back to the same place where you started.  No squirrel or birds to chase after, no treats, so what's the point of that?  Can't see it really.  Do I really need a ribbon saying best in show?  I already know I am the best, so I don't need a ribbon to say that.  Snort.