Senior Dog

Yes, I am a senior dog, and proud of it.  I look good for my age.  Long in the tooth.  I've always had this under-bite. A little grey around the mouth.  I don't have anymore wrinkles then I did as a pup.  Of course, Frenchies are known for their wrinkles.  Can still snort with the best of them. Can still chase after squirrels.  I wonder if I will start getting senior discounts at the Feed?  How about buy one treat, get one or two treats free?  I hope I don't have any senior moments.  Like, now, where did I put my favorite chew toy? I wonder if I'll get a special membership card and subscription to a senior dog magazine?  People have these, I think dogs should have them too.   DAARP would be a good title. Dogs Age Active Rule Public.   Still rocking it as a senior dog.  Snort.

Cleaning House

Time for the once a week dusting and vacuuming.  Always makes us both sneeze.  I don't know which one of us sneezes louder?  I am okay with the dusting, but not the vacuuming.   It is so loud...it hurts my ears.  I always bark as soon as I hear that thing.   I rarely bark.  I wish someone would get the message and stop doing that.  Why not just pick up the lint off the floor by hand?  At least it wouldn't involve using that machine. Well at least the place is clean again, for one more week.
Sigh and snort.