Senior Dog

Yes, I am a senior dog, and proud of it.  I look good for my age.  Long in the tooth.  I've always had this under-bite. A little grey around the mouth.  I don't have anymore wrinkles then I did as a pup.  Of course, Frenchies are known for their wrinkles.  Can still snort with the best of them. Can still chase after squirrels.  I wonder if I will start getting senior discounts at the Feed?  How about buy one treat, get one or two treats free?  I hope I don't have any senior moments.  Like, now, where did I put my favorite chew toy? I wonder if I'll get a special membership card and subscription to a senior dog magazine?  People have these, I think dogs should have them too.   DAARP would be a good title. Dogs Age Active Rule Public.   Still rocking it as a senior dog.  Snort.