A man commented when we were on our way back from the bank today, "he looks buff and muscular, I wish I looked that good." She told him, walk a lot, that's it.
Thank you for the compliment. I don't look like Peyton Hillis yet, but I'm working on it. I've got muscles. I've got some flex too. I haven't jumped over any players like he did, but I have jumped on a bird. I haven't pushed any defensive players out of my way like he did, but I have slapped a squirrel out of a tree. I'm not exactly avoiding tacklers Hillis-style, but don't mess with me, 'cause I'm just as tough. Check out the underbite. I may not be the convoy from Conroy, but I am the Mayor of Santa Monica. Everyone knows me here. How can you forget a face and a personality like this? Unforgetable that's what I am. Snort.
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