Bath Time

Bubble, bubble, time for trouble. No, I don't get a bubble bath, thank God for that. I just don't like getting wet, much less taking a bath. If there is a sprinkler on when we go for a walk, I want to turn around and go the other way. So she will either put me on the other side of where the water is coming from or, will pick me up and carry me so I don't get wet. Bath time, no such luck, it's in the water for me. Oh boy. I do smell better after the bath, and I do get a treat, but I still don't like it. What's a dog to do?