Treat Tasting For Dogs

What a concept. Who needs wine tasting, when you can have treat tasting. I'd like to give the person who came up with this idea, a big lick on the face to thank them. Yes, it was held at the Feed. Going there in the afternoon during the week, I had the four plates of different treats all to myself. Well, almost all to myself. I already had one round of treats, when along comes these two guys with their female pit bull. So the lady there gave this dog treats. I'm thinking, wait a minute, back off girl dog, those treats are all for me. Right? Guess not. I let her know this was my territory, so we sort of got into it a bit. The pit bull was bigger than me, but did I care, no. I am and always will be top dog and the alpha male. So I was pulled off of this dog, and guess what, they left, and I got more treats. Yeah. Now, that's what I'm talking about. How does that song go,"start spreading the chews, I'm hungry today, I want to eat every bite of it, L.A., L.A. These vagabound paws, are pulling away, right through the very heart of it, L.A. L.A. I want to wake up in a plate of fresh meat, and find, I'm King of the Hill, -on top of the treats, L.A. L.A. got to love it my way, this way! Snort.